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Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.

Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.

Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
TODS by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011
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mds tods 

the best groupchat on twitter dot com
“have you seen that cool ass gc called mandy defense squad tods, in short, mds tods with paige, sam, elif, mandy, katy, shannon, liv and paige’s sam rp account?”

“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”
mds tods by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

mds tods 

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com
“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”
mds tods by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020
Modern slang for “I am gay.”
Oh grace said todsyb? She must be gay.
todsyb by roofgang September 17, 2019

todstile 

noun (todd-sty-ill)

Originating during the rise of the Roman Empire, thought to be compiled by legionnaires with the words 'Todd' and 'Stile'.
A human with the appropriate name of Todd, bent over any variation of fence provided one is able to walk over Todd to the other side of the fence.
Todd was turned into a todstile over a hip high razor-wire fence while his friends clambered over his back to the other side to evade the vicious dog. Todd felt naturally indifferent about this.
todstile by Is me, Mario January 3, 2008

todsaran 

Todsarans are very intelligent and kind always. Sometimes they get angry suddenly but it never happens,

basically. They understand what to do at hard times.
"Todsaran just got the highest score on her test!"
todsaran by We had the same time September 26, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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