Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.
Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.
Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
“have you seen that cool ass gc called mandy defense squad tods, in short, mds tods with paige, sam, elif, mandy, katy, shannon, liv and paige’s sam rp account?”
“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”
“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”
“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”
Originating during the rise of the Roman Empire, thought to be compiled by legionnaires with the words 'Todd' and 'Stile'.
A human with the appropriate name of Todd, bent over any variation of fence provided one is able to walk over Todd to the other side of the fence.
Todd was turned into a todstile over a hip high razor-wire fence while his friends clambered over his back to the other side to evade the vicious dog. Todd felt naturally indifferent about this.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.