TMWAD

TMW-AD stands for "That Moment When Advertisement". Can be pronounced as "Tim-wad"

This happens when you try to view any webpage and the Ad jumpscares or "TMWAD"s are so invasive that the page has a heart attack, then you start seeing what seems to be the haunted spirits of webpage content that probably should have existed in place of the missing blank ad spaces. TMWAD occurs because of "things I didn't ask to see but this site needs income".

"I was looking at all these cute pictures of cats on pinterest, but then TMWAD happened and now theres just blank spaces all over the page and I keep trying to reload to resurrect dead content"

TMWAD by Reave-Valver August 3, 2023

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

TMAD 

Team mindless after dark.....when shit gets real

Dr.August
Nasty Boy
Intense
known fan page: I'm doing TMAD tonight 😏😏😝😜👅👅🙈

TMAD by _thizzz_ May 21, 2014

Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

dick twad 

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

dick twad by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017

twadult 

A person or persons who has recently graduated from teenage to twenty something and is obviously having trouble adjusting.

This usually makes them act like a twat, hence the slang 'twadult'

universites are full of twadults these days

twadult by Matt Cicada August 13, 2006

Twaddlecunt 

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

Twaddlecunt by PureHell March 22, 2013