This is the thing!...... 

Phrase used at the start of a conversation, typically used to force a completely uninterested listener to take notice of an ultra boring verbal onslaught.

This is the thing!...... If the the goverment invested more money in repairing the roads in this community, we would then be able to blah blah blah blah.......

This is the thing!...... by Johnny illwithit November 14, 2018

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen 

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake 

Ur mom and Jenna are protected this month from all of those haters

Ur mom and Jenna are protected and national National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake by Jesus and god equal shrek October 22, 2019

The Thing is like This ( ttilt) 

The Thing is like This ( ttilt)

The Thing is like This ( ttilt) i need an help

The Thing is like This ( ttilt) by neo11 September 8, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019