The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

The Onion

America's "Finest" News Source

Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth
By The Onion

by acbedjfihkjmlonqpsrutwvyxz July 28, 2018

The Onion

When someone has a big butt and you start to tear.

"Yo, that girl/guy got the onion! I'm tearing."

by J.L.A. March 2, 2015

The Onion

A hood in annpolis known for heavy drug activity also known as the onion block, 1800 block or Annapolis Gardens.

Im bout to hit the onion and cop me few grams.

by youngswagga101 March 15, 2009

The Onion

An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.

Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.

by bluemuffin June 7, 2009

The Onion Ring

When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.

Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!

by Ceez Usmc April 20, 2009

The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018