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the money 

1) used by middle/upper-middle class teens to refer to their rich parents

2) used by housewives to describe their rich husbands
1) Person 1:"Why are you just standing there in the middle of the store?"
Person 2: "Waiting for the money to get here, she's returning tons of stuff at (insert high class design store here)

2)Friend "Ooh, where did you get that BEAUTIFUL diamond necklace?"
Rich white woman: "Oh the money got it for me for our (insert meaningless madeup holiday here)
the money by ook February 4, 2008

the money 

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
the money by Nick D April 27, 2003

The Money Man 

Senor Rodarte of Placer High School.
His son being "Young Money"

Basically the most bad ass and coolest teacher/coach you'll ever meet.

Coaches Wide Receivers and Teaches Spanish. (Easiest Drills and Class)

Thinks he's bad ass, which is true.
*Senor Walks By*

Student (Most likely on the Football Team) : OH SENOR! THE MONEY MAN!

*Turns, points, and winks all in one bad ass motion*

Student: OH I LIKE THAT! OHHHHH Baby!

Senor: Don't be Smoking that ROPE A DOPE!

Student: Ohhhh you know thats bad senor! hahahaha.
The Money Man by Barco Perro June 2, 2009

the money game part 2 

She sells sea shells be the sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the law of supply and demand
No one wants to by shells
Cause there’s loads on the sand
Step 1 you must create a sense of scarcity
The shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare you see...
the money game part 2, by Ren, is kind of... kind of a bop

The Money Team 

The Money Team is a gang that is a bunch of smart people for joining the gang and they got money. And they know how to survive on their own.
Bro, are you in the gang called The Money Team?

Yes bro, that gang is popular. Who wouldn't want to join that gang.

Bro, my homie is in The Money Team.
The Money Team by Broimsmartasfuck January 9, 2020

the money shot 

Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.
Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."
the money shot by Mr. Excitement August 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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