the meal

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006

the meal

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006

The Meal

The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.

Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!

by Dean Novotny February 5, 2008

THE MEAL

The Meal is a pornographic gif of a homosexual black man shitting and cumming simultaneously.

Person 1: I'm gonna send THE MEAL to my mom

Person 2: that's hot

by LoliBOSS July 29, 2022

the meal

the meal is a gif of a black man cumming and shitting at the same time, usually sent by users "soggyfish" and "arezium" on the platform Discord

Guy 1: dude check this gif out
Guy 2: bro wtf is this
Guy 3: its The Meal...

by Areziologist January 21, 2026

The meal deal

If someone says the meal deal to you or shouts it just know that person is talking about a supreme human that will run you down if you chat to him and buys reduced sandwhiches in its meal deal

Man: THE MEAL DEAL
MAN 2: OHHH YEEE THE MEAL DEAL
Girl: what’s the meal deal

Both men: do not speak of his name...

by Allnoer October 19, 2019

The meal deal

When a girl has big tits and her nipples are like beef bugers

I slept with this girl last night she had it all including the meal deal big tits big nips it's like a meal deal

by Wanglerz August 3, 2017