THE JENNINATOR 

when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old

omg mom! you're such a bitch. tonight when you're sleeping i'm giving you a jenninator!

THE JENNINATOR by turtle October 18, 2004

The Jellinator 

the jellinator is a jello shot making tool that enables you to make jello shots faster than you even thought possible. basically you can spend less time making them and more time consuming them.

Dude, i can't believe we just made like 1000 jello shots in an hour.. the jellinator is going to be the death of us.

The Jellinator by The shot master May 30, 2011

the jenkinator 

THE JENKINATOR PEW PEW!

john hancock: "oh yeah, the jenkinator pew pew!"

the jenkinator by the real jenkinator April 26, 2010