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scoobed

When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"
Fuck, your piece scoobes like a mofo
by turtle November 21, 2004
mugGet the scoobedmug.

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.
Smezra is a stupid njizzle.
by Turtle November 6, 2003
mugGet the njizzlemug.

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!
i'm going to kill you garblnak fag
by turtle November 5, 2006
mugGet the garblnakmug.

slime mime

when you pump a girl's mouth with so much semen she can't talk and has to act out what she wants to say
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey
when i want my girlfriend to shut her mouth i give her a fucking slime mime
by Turtle April 26, 2006
mugGet the slime mimemug.

spangle

'SPANGLE' can also be used instead of calling someone a nugget.
When someone is clowning around you could say 'Give over you Spangle'
by Turtle February 24, 2005
mugGet the spanglemug.

littlewing

An admin in #rapture
He has a really hot 12year old sister!
Person1: OMFG did you see LW's sis?
Person2: No why?
Person1: Cause shes so FUCKING HAWT!!!
by Turtle February 15, 2004
mugGet the littlewingmug.

Hoodbury

Hoodbury is Woodbury but ghetto, because everyone thinks that people in Woodbury, MN are rich ass bujus who use their money for worthless things like H2 hummers
Hoodbury is so boring, all there is to do is smoke, drink, and fuck
by turtle November 21, 2004
mugGet the Hoodburymug.

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