turtle's definitions

Pissbitch

a bitch that gets easily pissed
skank whore slut bitch
The ultimate dis for bitches

Stacy is a pissbitch.

by Turtle December 3, 2006

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!

i'm going to kill you garblnak fag

by turtle November 5, 2006

slime mime

when you pump a girl's mouth with so much semen she can't talk and has to act out what she wants to say
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey

when i want my girlfriend to shut her mouth i give her a fucking slime mime

by Turtle April 26, 2006

spangle

'SPANGLE' can also be used instead of calling someone a nugget.

When someone is clowning around you could say 'Give over you Spangle'

by Turtle February 24, 2005

Hoodbury

Hoodbury is Woodbury but ghetto, because everyone thinks that people in Woodbury, MN are rich ass bujus who use their money for worthless things like H2 hummers

Hoodbury is so boring, all there is to do is smoke, drink, and fuck

by turtle November 21, 2004

scoobed

When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"

Fuck, your piece scoobes like a mofo

by turtle November 21, 2004

THE JENNINATOR

when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old

omg mom! you're such a bitch. tonight when you're sleeping i'm giving you a jenninator!

by turtle October 18, 2004