turtle's definitions

E-Slut

A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.

XSnowBAbE09X is an e-slut, she goes into AIM chatrooms and tries to cyber with others.

by Turtle January 15, 2004

ex

what me and calillo will do some time

andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped

by turtle May 20, 2004

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.

Smezra is a stupid njizzle.

by Turtle November 6, 2003

slime mime

when you pump a girl's mouth with so much semen she can't talk and has to act out what she wants to say
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey

when i want my girlfriend to shut her mouth i give her a fucking slime mime

by Turtle April 26, 2006

spangle

'SPANGLE' can also be used instead of calling someone a nugget.

When someone is clowning around you could say 'Give over you Spangle'

by Turtle February 24, 2005

littlewing

An admin in #rapture
He has a really hot 12year old sister!

Person1: OMFG did you see LW's sis?
Person2: No why?
Person1: Cause shes so FUCKING HAWT!!!

by Turtle February 15, 2004

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!

i'm going to kill you garblnak fag

by turtle November 5, 2006