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the Evil 

The term used to safely refer to an ex-girlfriend who's name is unmentionable.

See slut.
I went to that restaurant with the Evil one time.
the Evil by Arbutus February 13, 2004
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the evil 3 

The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.
all of the evil 3 are in your wellness class?! damn, i feel srry for you
the evil 3 by M@77 J@M35 August 14, 2012

The Evil One 

The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.
'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'

The Evil Empire

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?
The Evil Empire by JussSayin January 8, 2012

The Evil Side 

The Evil Side by yanar June 2, 2004

The Evil One 

A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.

Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!

The Evil One also preys on small apples.

Evil Ones....*rollseyes*
The Evil One by ~Dani~ November 16, 2006

The Evil One 

A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
The Evil One by Ryu_Chan September 19, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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