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the base 

n: short form of the basement

usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.
Amber: Hey you wanna chill later tonight and get shitfaced?

Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!
the base by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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The Base 

The state of the base relies on the taste of the paste on the face, as long as it is ejaculated with grace, haste and none of it has gone to waste.
I like the base, base, biscuit base, I like the buttery biscuit base

The Base 

The one friend in your group that got a deep voice and you tease him about it.
Friend:Hi
Me:Damn dude you The Base,since preschool you were called The Base
The Base by Daggerxoxo December 15, 2017

The base 

Have u been to the base?
No?
The base of this dick
The base by Tweni1 May 5, 2021

The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"

The base system

1. Holding hands
2. Hugging
3. Kissing
4. Marriage
5. Hand stuff; feeling them up
6. Oral
7. Sex
8. Anal
"Ay yo Brad! How did it go with Kathy last night?"
"I got to 7th base"
"Fuck yeah dude. Love the base system."
The base system by Alpacapoo March 18, 2020

The Base System

First Base:

Second Base:
Third Base:
Homerun:
The Base System by A r i a January 13, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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