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THANITIZER 

A hero of Legend who didnt snap his finger during the world pandemic.
THANITIZER: I hope they remember you.
Corona virus: 'infects the THANITIZER'
THANITIZER: Ah SHIT
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sand hanitizer 

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012
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hanitizer 

When you have a cold, you should frequently use hanitizer.
hanitizer by Kaylynn's Mama March 1, 2009

hanitizer 

Hanitizer is a combination of hand and sanitizer. For example the Purel or CVS brand hand sanitzer.

Yo man, I need some hanitizer
My hands are dirty pass the hanitizer
I just smoked a cigarette and my hands smell, I need some hanitizer
hanitizer by Pablo Rubio May 13, 2006

hanitizer 

hand sanitizer, but for those of us too lazy to break between words.
i need some hanitizer before i test my blood sugar.
hanitizer by benskicksassmom January 18, 2011

Hanitizer 

An alternative word for hand sanitizer that makes its purpose clear.
Dash, you just pet the dog. Don’t forget to use the hanitizer before you eat!
Hanitizer by swarthmoredoc June 4, 2023

hanitizer 

Pass me the hanitizer please.
hanitizer by turbofinch December 29, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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