Definitions by swarthmoredoc

Hanitizer 

An alternative word for hand sanitizer that makes its purpose clear.

Dash, you just pet the dog. Don’t forget to use the hanitizer before you eat!

Hanitizer by swarthmoredoc June 4, 2023

Fauxga

The end result of a person who knows next-to-nothing about yoga teaching yoga.

I went to that class, but all the teacher knew was “breathe-in, breathe-out” and nothing else. Total fauxga!

Fauxga by swarthmoredoc June 4, 2023

Sweat-crying 

When you sweat so hard it rolls into your eyes, both stinging your eyes and giving the appearance that you’re crying.

Harper ! What’s the matter? It’s so damned hot I’m sweat-crying!

Sweat-crying by swarthmoredoc June 25, 2022

Trauma Juice 

Tomato, V8, or other blood-like juice one drinks as a hangover cure.

I need some trauma juice after that bourbon last night.

Trauma Juice by swarthmoredoc May 5, 2022

cornchee 

The paper wrapper at the bottom of an ice cream cone

The father peeled the cornchee off the ice cream cone so his daughter could finish it.

cornchee by swarthmoredoc May 11, 2015