My baby love that means sooooo much to me but he plays very hard to get. We have so much fun and it took a very very long time to get through to him. I’m still not all the way there but with. He is very charming and is good with his fingers. He’s very shy so you can’t have him sorry. He is MINE.
Sexy as hell! Curvy, vivacious, intelligent and unforgettable. lover of all things, sometimes to a fault. She'll give you the shirt off her back, but don't cross her, she's an ally you'd hate to lose.
A beautiful girl who is selfless. She puts her friends frist. She is feisty, yet nice. Comedian, yet takes stuff seriously when it's necessary. She'll make you laugh on your worst days. She will do anything her friends' ask her to. She is feisty when someone bullies one of her best friends! She is nice to people deserves it. She's always ready to fight someone who's picking on her family or friends. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it the next day.
Person #1: Hey, who's that?
Person #2That's Teresa, she's my best friend.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*