T.M.N.T 

Twist My Nipples Thrice. This is the most legitimate way of saying 'holy mother of god'. it gives off the sound of hard nipples and good pineapple juice. however, be careful when using it as if you say it around somebody else they are allowed to actually twist your nipular area three times.

Example 1:
Boy: there are chicken wings for dinner.
boy 2: TWIST MY NIPPLES THRICE!

example 2:

boy 1: yo did you hear about the boss getting a girlfriend?!
boy 2: no way, T.M.N.T!

T.M.N.T by barrep123 June 21, 2013

T.M.N.T 

T.M.N.T is the greatest bond you could ever have, it is the bond that represents life. You love eachother to death, you fight like children, you make the greatest memeries of your life, and you screw the hell around. I don’t know what I would do if I dident have B.A.G in my life we are in a fight right now and I go home and cry every day:((( hopefully soon thow we can get over that because they are my everything. One of them is pretty much a sister and without her I am nothing. The other one is the sweetest girl in the world and helps you threw anything. Now the last one she is just so mercher and grown up she can always make sure you won’t do anything stupid😂 and I love her lots. I know they will never she this but I love the crap outta you guys and would do anything for you.❤️

We named are group chat T.M.N.T because we live eachither so much.

T.M.N.T by Say trump pick January 10, 2019

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

I.A.N.T.S.I.A.N.T.M.A.N 

I.A.N.T.S.I.A.N.T.M.A.N is from the song Dr. Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood and the Tapeworms. If someone ever texts you with this, they're only making a reference. The lyrics are as follows: “I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night.”

P1: I.A.N.T.S.I.A.N.T.M.A.N
P2: uh. what.
P1: :3

I.A.N.T.S.I.A.N.T.M.A.N by MrCapgras June 13, 2025

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G 

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G by bing sing February 16, 2018

P.T.M.T.N.H 

Planning Two Mans That Never Happen

Me and my friend have bad P.T.M.T.N.H

P.T.M.T.N.H by PTMTNH December 12, 2023