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T.J.'s World 

A delusional belief that becomes a shared belief among a group of people and altars their perspective of "reality".
That guy still thinks George Bush will go down in history as one of the United States Greatest presidents EVER.

What an IDIOT, he must be living in T.J.'s World.
T.J.'s World by Gene Poole April 18, 2010
Words you can keep

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o
j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023

J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M 

Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”

J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O 

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.
J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023
Justin Timberlake Syndrome.

When a person ditches all their friends to go off alone thinking they're the best and then quickly turns into a doushebag.
"I havn't seen Fred around lately, what's up?"
"Oh, he has J.T.S."
"Ah I see, what a doushebag."

"You guys are holding me back, I'm going to make my own team and fucking own you all"
"Whatever you say JT"
J.T.S. by aCanOfSoda August 15, 2009

F.T.S.J. 

Fuck
That
Shitty
Job

When a person has had enough of an employer and cannot stand the same rut every day this can be shouted or txd after you quit or go a-wall from everyone.
ITonya: I just let the larm go and said F.T.S.J.
Becky: Why the hel did you do that your gonna get fired.
ITonya: Depression and bi-polar disorder is a bitch. Not to mention, I have this guy on my ass that is obssessed with his apperence and wants me to feel wrong so he doesn't cry in his chereo's and ramen noodles when the dumb ass figures out he has feelings for me.
Becky: WTF are you talking about?

ITonya: Jayliegh I hate the S.O.B. but it's all I keep thinking about. I "work" at the place that we went to one time for frolacking. He took me on the hood of my car in the shipping/rec. Dock. Every time I walk to the entrance door I remember it. Ficken sux Anywho, we broke it off!
Becky: Oh, thats why you don't wanna go <3 pains quit being a sop, tell him you love him still.
ITonya: He knows, and uses it for destruction
F.T.S.J. by LivInmy2hoesA$$ November 19, 2009

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m. 

“Can you j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.”
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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