T-rex hand

A serverely deformed hand and wrist which in turn resembles that of a tyrannosaurus rex. There cannot be more than three fingers and one thumb. It is most deadly when the host is an otherwise hot chick. Beware.

"Man, that girl was all up on me and then I saw the T-rex hand and I had to get the fuck out."

T-rex hand by JimmyJack August 26, 2006

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t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

t-rex hand job by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

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T- Rex Handshake

Whilst giving a hand Job the girl puts her elbows into the sleeves of her t-shirt/Top, giving the impression of T-Rex arms

Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me a T- Rex Handshake last night.
Dude 2: She's a keeper

T- Rex Handshake by Ghandi179 April 12, 2013

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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