T-Fact 

A T-Fact is a stat or scenario that is horribly over exaggerated. It may potentially just be completely false.

Bro did you hear that story he told?
Yeah, it’s a major T-Fact tho. No WAY that actually happened.

T-Fact by E-Turrrrr March 19, 2021

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check 

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024

as a matter of fact, it isn't 

The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.

Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!

as a matter of fact, it isn't by blakkheim16 October 23, 2011

I don't have the facts to back this up 

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

I don't have the facts to back this up by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

Facts don't care about your feelings 

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

Facts don't care about your feelings by Donna tramp December 19, 2020