t mobile 

The worst cell phone service on the planet. Will drop your calls consistently. Especially when you have important business to attend to. Frustrating as hell, the dropped call usually occurrs mid -sentence when pertanent information is being relayed.

Hello? Hello? Are you there? Damn T mobile!! Damn them to hell!!

t mobile by Sarah Grace Chladek September 5, 2006

t mobile 

The Uncarrier

T Mobile is the oppisite of Verizon.

t mobile by bush did 911 September 5, 2016

T-Mobile 

The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.

Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.

T-Mobile by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021

T-Mobile 

A cell phone provider known for giving out low bars of service. As there name a reputation suggests, they have a low T level.

T-Mobile customer: Aww, C'Mon T-Mobile! 1 bar again!
Verizon customer: Haha, they obviously have low T. I have got 5 bars!
T-Mobile customer:Uhh..

T-Mobile by Geekozoid September 15, 2013

T-Mobile 

A mobile phone operator with horrendous North American coverage. It compensates for this shortcoming with low monthly rates.

My T-Mobile phone doesn't work in the suburbs. Can I use your Cingular/Verizon/Sprint/house phone?

T-Mobile by JanusKN September 29, 2005

T-Mobile 

A terrible cell phone service provider. Will frequently drop your calls, give you no service in places it should, and service in places that it shouldn't. Does offer some awesome-looking phones, but the high you had when you first got it will dwindle soon after, replaced by a feeling of anger and contempt.

"Bitch, I'm not getting any bars no matter where I point the phone. Fuck T-Mobile, I'm switching to Verizon".

T-Mobile by It's Brittany bitches October 16, 2009

T-Mobile 

a cell phone company that makes the sidekick, a pimpin 2 way

T-Bone's T-Mobile Sidekick iz da shit man!

T-Mobile by cmc November 23, 2004