Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids by Exor January 15, 2004

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you ain't ready for this

"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.

"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"

"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"

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I Didn't Ask For This

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

I Didn't Ask For This by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011

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T for D

Short for Titties for Days. A term used to describe a woman's large breasts that could be deemed to go on for days.

Damn you see that chick man, see got T for D

T for D by DtotheJ June 11, 2008

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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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