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Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.
"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"
T Pain by nomanature April 2, 2009
Words you can keep
now ubiquitous r and b singer, immediately identifiable because he sings through a vocorder. this dude was inescapable in 2007.

has never been heard talking with this device.
"buy u a drank", "bartender", "in love with a stripper", "cyclone"... how can anyone not know who t pain is ?
t pain by frere ubu January 14, 2008
R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.
T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".
t pain by DetroitTom May 24, 2006
1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.

2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.

2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
T Pain by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.
T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.
T-Pain by lemonlime1379 July 18, 2007
1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force
1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.
t-pain by PayumGanztaNDaHood January 5, 2009
most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..
Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!
T-Pain by payum zaerzadeh December 6, 2007
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