t-pain

1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force

1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.

by PayumGanztaNDaHood January 5, 2009

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t-pain

1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry

kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music

by zshobz September 24, 2009

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t-pain

Guy who can't sing

A: Whats that noise ?
B: It's T-pain
A: Oh that explains it.

by KeyChain October 5, 2012

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t-pain

one who hits on / tries to pick up the employees.

the bartender, the stripper

how many t-pains have come into the store today?

by laura hutchh August 19, 2008

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T-Pain is an alright rnb singer... Hot the song I'm in love with a stripper. He isn't like the other rnb singers i mean faggots like Marques Houston, Omarion knamean

I liked the Im in love with a stripper joint but t-pain's remix was pure crap featuring r.kelly fuckin' faggot

by CRoSSoVa August 12, 2006

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t-paine

Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."

T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.

by Egregious Groper August 5, 2008

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