T Dick 

The micropenis a trans AFAB grows while taking testosterone

"Ive been on t shots for six months and my t dick is almost an inch now!"

"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"

T Dick by TranMan -8 December 9, 2020

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now 

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

Don't Dick December by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019

Don't Dick December

For those who failed NO NUT NOVEMBER and wants to give it another attempt for the most amazing load on NEW YEARS

"Im gonna try "don't dick December" since my weak ass failed "No Nut November"

Don't Dick December by hando227 December 5, 2018

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

Don’t dick on me by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Don’t Dick December 

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.

“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December”

Don’t Dick December by braceface69 November 18, 2022

you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

you don't know dick by terrorint March 24, 2016