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Swy flotted

The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.
"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.
by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008
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Swy flotter

The act of painting a vagina to look like a Venus fly trap and a penis like a fly and having intercourse. Then when the man is about to cum, the woman swats the penis resulting in cum everywhere, like the mess of swatting a fly. For extra mess, massage the prostate beforehand.
"We did the swy flotter last night, and wow. What a mess!
by Penispietrap September 15, 2018
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