Swy flotted 

The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.

Swy flotted by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008

Swy flotter 

The act of painting a vagina to look like a Venus fly trap and a penis like a fly and having intercourse. Then when the man is about to cum, the woman swats the penis resulting in cum everywhere, like the mess of swatting a fly. For extra mess, massage the prostate beforehand.

"We did the swy flotter last night, and wow. What a mess!

Swy flotter by Penispietrap September 15, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016