Swound

A mixture between the word “sound” and accidentally using onomatopoeia to express positive emotions during a anxious situation - sometimes to confirm the understandment of an explanation or future engagement

Dealer: We always got the good stuff g! Holla if you need some more
Nervous Guy: Swound!

Swound by @itsbobpod February 12, 2019

Swound

A small, wide and round person.

My sister is a very swound person, she may need bigger pants.

Swound by Shanniebumx July 27, 2009

Pulling a Sound of Music 

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

Pulling a Sound of Music by Darren Besert March 29, 2017

The Sound of Forgiveness 

Often times sounds like screaming and then silence.

Carl: "Shhhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"

Paul: "That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

Carl: "That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."

The Sound of Forgiveness by Lightning533 January 6, 2011

soundcloud rapper 

someone who believes they are up and coming in the rap game, so they start writing lyrics on the back of their math homework and recording on their iPhone.

-very generic
-raps about generic things that are usually rapped about (money, cars, etc.)
-can be found on Instagram posts self promoting. examples:
“Y’all should give me a chance, I’m the next big thing 🔥🙏🙏🙏🔥”
“My new song (generic song name) just came out, it’s so fire y’all needa go like it up🖤🖤🖤☠️☠️🙏🙏🔥🔥👀👀⛓”

-sometimes, the music can be good, but very rarely
-generic rap name such as:
“Lil Raqqxr” or “Bandz”
commonly in SoundCloud rapper names, vowels are replaced with “x” to appear edgy or different. It’s a style that’s over- used.

Once a soundcloud rapper is finished recording, he will release his music on SoundCloud and create a mixtape that consists of 2 songs. To promote his new up and coming mixtape, he’ll comment on every Instagram post possible.

-loses interest in rapping after 1 week

“I’m the best up and coming soundcloud rapper, y’all needa to give me a chance 💰🖤🖤👀🔥⛓🙏🙏🙏🙏⛓💰💰💰🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”

soundcloud rapper by highkey spittin straight facts November 18, 2019

soundcloud rapper 

A middle-school kid who thinks he can rap, so he hits the "studio" (the couch) and records with top notch music equipment (his iPhone mic). He usually doesn't have any recording software, so the quality of the sound is worse than the actual lyrics. Hits like five plays then tells everyone at school that his song's about to go platinum.

Kid: "Mom, I wanna drop outta school to be a soundcloud rapper"
Mom: "..........."

soundcloud rapper by ABC Mouse May 16, 2018

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014