swounded

1. Means gutted, unlucky
2. Unbelievably wasted

jonny: that bitch just rejected me
jonny's mate: SWOUNDED!

sole: ah, mate I went on the proverbial last night and got swounded!

by messeh October 11, 2006

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

scounded dog

one who puts garbage cans in front of another person's door and runs away

If you didn't do it, then why'd you run away like a scounded dog?

by hoaaa April 12, 2009

Sounded

When an established professional sports team gets beat by either a newly formed, or expansion team in their first outing.

Are you kidding me? New York's professional soccer team just got Sounded?

by Timothy Gruich March 20, 2009

sounded

when the girls eats your dick so good it leaves you speechless

“damn she had my sounded last night”

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.

Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026

That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021