The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

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Slobovia

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.

Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!

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Slobovia

Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.

Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!

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Ben swolo

Kyle Ron but when

the shirt isn’t on

Rey’s reaction to Ben Swolo is priceless.

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Slobovian consulate

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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