by Lanister July 15, 2011
The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.
George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
by Urban Dictionary January 24, 2004
A girl came up to me and said a have a Switzer.
I tried to get on the ride but i was Switzered and had to go home and beat off.
Do you wanna Switzer this weekend?
I tried to get on the ride but i was Switzered and had to go home and beat off.
Do you wanna Switzer this weekend?
by Harry norman bush October 15, 2009
When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!
We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer
by drunkinpublic February 01, 2016
A total and complete badass, particularly as it relates to changing the world for the better. Most often recognized for leadership capabilities in the environmental realm, the Switzer Foundation has been known to award their prestigious fellowships to individuals who advance sustainability in other ways, such as environmental justice.
"Hey, did you see that special on PBS where that Switzer Fellow was bashing the new coal plant proposed in the low rent district?" "Yeah, that total badass will help save thousands of poor kids from exposure to pollution."
by boozylabelle January 11, 2012
Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?
by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019
Heey Guurl, I know you're reading this, and I'm gonna be watching you smile ;) BUT HEY first onee :)
by GobbleGobble3000 August 22, 2012