switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

Switzered

The feeling of having time stolen from you by someone with a small stature complex.

Cameron felt that he was switzered again when visiting Jordan

by Lanister July 15, 2011

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Playing Switzerland

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".

Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war

Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland

by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 3, 2004

switzerland

Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.

"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"

by George99 April 22, 2007