Skittered

the past tense form of skitter or "to skit." basically, a dumb ass word rednecks made up to describe when you've got to hurry off somewhere fast and unseen. like when you're crouching and sneaking around, but super fast. usually used when talking about bugs or rabbits or small shit like that. a close synonym would be like scurry.

"My dad told me to get my shot gun to scare the tweakers off, but when I opened the door, they all skittered away like cockroaches. fuckin 'a man."

"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."

Skittered by BeccatheWrecka May 2, 2019

Skittered

Under the influence of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-chloroamphetamine.

Man, sleeping feels great. I've been so skittered I haven't been able to get any shuteye at all!

Skittered by Orion MacAfee December 29, 2009

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

pimp skitters 

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.

"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."

pimp skitters by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006