Switchway

Quite simply, the best Nintendo Switch hacking community out there.

Joe Blow - "I'm sick of using confusing, untrustworthy guides to hack my Switch."
Miyamoto-San - "You really should check out Switchway, them fuckers have cost us millions helping 1000's of people hack their Switch."

Switchway by Stinky, Thieving Racoon September 10, 2022

Jabba Switchway

The most sexiest emote in fortnite that i sadly missed out on, sound is by dababy, yk the maker of rockstar, “brand new lamborghini fuckin’ cop car.”

Friend, “YOOO! I JUST REMEMBERED, I GOT JABBA SWITCHWAY LONG TIME AGO!”
Me *pulls out a shotgun irl and 200 pumps him and steals his account*
Me *happy*

Jabba Switchway by AceMaster121 November 19, 2023

Skoal Switcharoo 

In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.

"I pulled the Skoal Switcharoo on Tonya yesterday so she dumped me. Lets go dip."

Skoal Switcharoo by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005

snitchware 

Any piece of hardware and/or software that implements features that invade their user's privacy, usually with the intent of catching them doing something illegal. This could be anything from A.I.s scanning for exploitive pictures of children on your device, to your phone's microphone recording the conversations you have with your friends in real life, to even bots that report you to the authorities for posting edgy memes on social media. Depending on the country, the consequences of being snitched on by big tech can either be none at all, or life ruining.

Example 1:
In the 1980s, Xerox developed machine identification code that every printer hides on printed pieces of paper. This code can be used to trace the printed piece of paper back to the printer it came from. Xerox created snitchware.

Example 2:
Apple implemented an A.I. to their phones that will scan your images in your icloud and compare them to a database of known CP. If the A.I. finds a potential match, it will automatically report you to the authorities. Apple created snitchware.

snitchware by bigppn1gg4 September 5, 2021

Outback Switcharoo 

While performing coitus with a female partner, bent over an open window. The assistant waits patiently in a closet, waiting to perform the 'switcharoo'. At this point the male coitus switches with his assistance who takes over performing coitus. The original male then appears outside the window in front of the female, he then waves and hops away like a kangaroo.

Guy 1 (man): "We sure scared the fuck outta her lastnight"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"

Outback Switcharoo by Bushtucker Brothers August 10, 2010

SwitchWiping 

The act of wiping your ass with the off hand while using your main hand for stability. It is imperative to keep your main hand firmly planted while performing the act to prevent a switchwiping stain. Variations of the switchwipe include front-to-back switchwiping for the ladies out there, side-switchwiping for the leaners "you know who you are", and last but not least, dutchrudder-switchwiping for the daring curious bro who likes a challenge.

NOTE: if you get caught switchwiping and get called out on it you must stop midwipe, pull up your pants, or not if your a nudist, and bask in the glory of the magnificent feat you have just accomplished.

After arriving in the restroom at the truckstop and seeing the disturbing, repulsive sight of the public toilet, i knew at once what needed to be done. Placing my hand firmly on the paper dispenser to the right, i started what would turn out to be the first switchwipe in history. As i began the act, my bro walked in and spotted me in this newfound wiping position. We became so stoked at this point that we went up for high fives. As the high five commenced, i lost my main hand stability and suffered my first and last switchwiping stain. As I noted above, main hand stability is of utmost importance to prevent the SW stain.

SwitchWiping by Bros Tres January 7, 2011

seattle switcharoo 

masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.

Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.

seattle switcharoo by twicenightly May 13, 2009