swisstopher

a term commonly used to describe the perfect match between soulmates

dayumm check those 2 kids, theyre lookin mad swisstopher ever since he went down on her

by toadseverywhere February 17, 2009

Shitstopher Reeves

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.

Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.

by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011

Sistopher

It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.

Guy: What's up Sistopher?
Girl: -________- Nothing BROSEPH.
Guy: Lol wow. Really?
Girl: Yesh :b

by TheOppositeOfYou November 27, 2011

Swisstherius

A very swiss person who eats lots of felines and enjoys it.

Person 1: Yo I'm a swisstherius
Person 2:*traumatized* you enjoy eating felines??

by veryrealswisstherius November 30, 2022

Wisstopher

An angry middle aged man, who eats only pizza whilst morally objecting to anything he considered to be "not woke enough"

Look at that Wisstopher, spitting his bacon all over his life partner podges as he argues about Greta Thunburg again

by Defo not cliff January 16, 2023