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Swisstoni
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A middle aged
small
-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a
grey
suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant
quiff
.
Yeah
bless
him he'
s a
real
Swisstoni
Swisstoni
by
tonyharrison
January 6, 2008
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