Swine Dick

Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."

Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!

by itzdjsplitz May 3, 2009

Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

by SlimSam August 20, 2011

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.

My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.

by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011

Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

Dick swipe

A game played by a minimum of 4 men, its where 3 men or more pull out their dicks, and the other is the judge, the judge stares at their dicks as he swipes through men's nudes, whenever a judge sees a dick move or cum/pee the losing nigga is called gay for a whole month and bisexual for 16 more days.

When you play a game of Dick swipe you know that pee is actually stored in the balls.

by notpublished March 1, 2018