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Swine Dick

Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."
Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!
Swine Dick by itzdjsplitz May 3, 2009
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Swing Dick 

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.
Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle
Swing Dick by SlimSam August 20, 2011

swing-dick 

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass
John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.
swing-dick by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

swing dick

alternate term for scrapping or fighting it out with someone, primarily in a 1 v 1
"If you wanna swing dick we can swing dick"
"Uhhh no I don't want to swing your dick"

Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.
My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.
Dick Spine by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011

Dick Swipe 

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.
Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!
Dick Swipe by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

dick shine 

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.
You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.
dick shine by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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