2 definitions by faireOwl
A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.
I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.
by faireOwl April 23, 2015
Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.
Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.
The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.
Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.
My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.
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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.
The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.
Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.
My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.
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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.
by faireOwl June 26, 2018