Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014

stingered

To be taken by a ponzi scheme. To lose money on a venture when one party doesn't live up to its' agreements. To get stung in a bad deal where one side doesn't live up to expectations.

"Our company is thinking of sponsoring that race team, but we need to perform better due-dilly so as not to get stingered again."

"We tried to pre-order that new crowd-funded widget, but we got stingered and the company never delivered. I'm still waiting!!!"

by BrandAmbassadorO February 21, 2019

Skandered

When you remix a track but people can't notice the difference with the original track.

He Skandered this track.

by Yacinedessouki July 30, 2018

Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Sandered

When a person asks the smoker to pass the marijuana to him/her, but people keep passing it to other people and ignoring that person.

stoner's friend: "you only got one hit off that blunt!"

stoner: "Yeah I got sandered."

stoner's friend: "yeah you got sandered so hard bro!!!"

by community_high_school January 7, 2010

skindred

By their own definition they call themselves RAGGA PUNK METAL. Their CD Babylon was released in 2004 and most every song is filled with high energy that practically all music fans can appreciate. I suggest that you all visit their website to listen to a few songs and get hooked.

Skindred is like no other, they have no equal because no one rocks like the 'dred.

by 405Stinky May 5, 2005

SwanderDive

1. When you win your fantasy league one year and then take an extreme dive to the bottom of the rankings the next year.

2. when a swan dives very deep

Wow your team really took a swanderdive compared to last year.

by Rickkkksanchez December 6, 2018