Definitions by Mr.Ripleylsm2

Swiftied 

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

Swiftied by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024

Swiftie 

A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.

Swiftie by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024