Sweet Brown

A lady who escaped an apartment fire in Oklahoma City. When interviewed by Channel 4 news, she recalls what happened, "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said 'Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire'. Then I ran out, I didn't grab any shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me; I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?"

Sweet Brown: I gotta go get me a cold pop.
Friend: Watch out! Oklahoma City has them apartment fires everywhere.
Sweet Brown: Oh Lord Jesus, I done did it! I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?

by Newo15 December 12, 2012

sweet brown cash

poop, fecal matter, dumpzinni, crap justice

damn ej that sweet brown cash is streakin up the toilet bowl.

by tra hugh, ton hammock, and ed wimb August 29, 2005

Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!

by The trutherer December 6, 2022