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Sweert is what you say when you’ve found a situation really sweet, but it’s not a common situation, it’s something, well magical. It can’t be something like, “oh shit man you got a new car, “ or “dude, you hit that blond last night?” It’s something more than that, just look at the example.
James was walking in a park when he saw a giraffe with an unusually small neck, so he asked the giraffe, “why is your neck so small?” the giraffe replied “come here son” and so James went up to the giraffe and the giraffe spread its legs and dropped its head clunking James on the head. “ouch” James later told his friends the story and they said it was Sweert.
Sweert by Denis Bejtic December 26, 2007
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Sweet Sweet Angel Boy 

What ur mum says when ur being a good boy (no homo). Used only by the sweetest of mums.
Me: *gets seen by mum*
Mum: "OMG it's my sweet sweet angel boy!"
Me: "Okay"
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Sweet Dee 

An absurdly large species of bird native to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. If you find this bird be warned, it's very clumsy.
Sweet Dee is a god damn bitch who lacks the ability to move a dumpster to the correct spot.
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Sweet Qismina 

Like her name, she's so sweet. She's also pretty.
Aww, Sweet Qismina is so sweet. xD
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Sweet Jeebus! 

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
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Sweet creature 

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Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..
My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.
Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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