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Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.
"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"
by Scaper-X December 12, 2005
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Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.
Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.
by Donkey Pong July 19, 2006
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