Sweater Monkey 

a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.

A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.

They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."

Rachel, you are a sweater monkey!

Sweater Monkey by LizzieFresh November 23, 2007

Monkey Sweater-Vest 

(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.

Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"

Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."

Monkey Sweater-Vest by YapMaster August 24, 2011

sweater monkeys 

Large female breasts, chesticles, boobies, knockers, tatas

dannnnng look at the sweater monkeys on that one!!!

sweater monkeys by Eneget Essedat June 25, 2007