swearhards

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Simply put- folks that fucking swear. Hard. Swearhards. i.e. libtards, or sjws& their ilk

You said something mildly offensive which could be blown out proportion Susan, you better watch out cause the swearhards will getcha.

swearhards by Azoth January 24, 2019

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alternative swearwords

There are many kinds of alternative swearwords, they are used for many reasons ranging from you don't want to get in trouble to you wanna look cool in front of your friends. Some examples: (note to add "er" or "ing" or whatever on the end use appropiate)
Fuck = Funk
Shit = Shnizz, Shizz, Shnizzle
Dick = Dink
Twat = Twit
Piss = Wizz
Those are some free tasters! Make you're own up!

Examples of alternative swearwords being used in day to day life:
"Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!"
"You funker! How could you be so stupid!"
"Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!"
"Ah ya twit!"
"Wizz off moron!"
"Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!"

alternative swearwords by Sean Knox September 20, 2006

Danish Swearwords

A Danish word which is frowned upon.

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords

Danish Swearwords by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026