There are many kinds of alternative swearwords, they are used for many reasons ranging from you don't want to get in trouble to you wanna look cool in front of your friends. Some examples: (note to add "er" or "ing" or whatever on the end use appropiate)
Fuck = Funk
Shit = Shnizz, Shizz, Shnizzle
Dick = Dink
Twat = Twit
Piss = Wizz
Those are some free tasters! Make you're own up!
Examples of alternative swearwords being used in day to day life:
"Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!"
"You funker! How could you be so stupid!"
"Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!"
"Ah ya twit!"
"Wizz off moron!"
"Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.