girl:what do u know about my mum..
guy:i know that your mums such a hoe her pussy looks like the great wall of china
me:rah you just got "swermed" there

swermed by dontbnosey May 19, 2016

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swarged

To be intoxicated by the use of alchohal. similar to words like "smashed, hammed, and wasted"

man i was totally swarged last night.

swarged by JennGore August 30, 2009

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swarmer

A Swarmer is a thing that doesn't like having things like banana skins or sandwhiches at them. The Swarmer normally ducks and opens its' mouth when something i slaunched at it. It always commits odd actions.

If you throw an apple core at swarmer it'll duck and open it's mouth.

swarmer by markin July 8, 2006

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Sarmed

Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.

Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!

Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think

But everyone loves him, he's stupid.

Sarmed by Longbow1337 April 28, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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