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swapportunity 

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something
The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.
swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015
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swapportunity 

The opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a Yoplait Light
Swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity
swapportunity by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012

swapportunity 

swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)

noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.

3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.

Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
swapportunity by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012

swapportunity 

The opportunity to swap any snack with a low-cal snack.
Yoplait yogurt for Yoplait Lite yogurt. The swapportunity was being able to eat Yoplait Lite yogurt instead of regular Yopliat yogurt.
swapportunity by HockeyT19BH35 July 28, 2012

Swapportunity 

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.
I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.
Swapportunity by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019

Snaportunity 

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

snapportunity 

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat
That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!
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