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You got swapped punk!
swapped by J-Dubs January 20, 2005
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Having mass muscle. The definition of what a man should be.
"Damn, that 270 lb. guy is SWAPPED."
Swapped by boomshanequa March 22, 2007
the state of being slighty intoxicated; tipsy
"dude, i'm swapped" "she was only swapped, not drunk"
swapped by Rae January 22, 2005

Swapped Climax 

When two guys cum in their pants and swap each other cum covered pants.
“Yo did you hear Chad and Brad did a swapped climax last night

“That’s pretty gay bro”

swapped yoshi's 

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.
I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.
swapped yoshi's by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

Swapped the dogs 

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.
Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs
Swapped the dogs by Ballsakless July 30, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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