Swapnish 

A Swapnish is a person that’s probably Indian and a “know-it-all” that knows nothing. They talk all day about anything and annoy the hell out of you to the point where you just laugh whenever you see or hear them. They may chew their food loudly for no reason, drink a liquid while gulping like a dinosaur, and laugh obnoxiously at everything... and I mean EVERYTHING. You can easily troll them because they’re so gullible and just outright stupid. It’s a rare name so they’re hard to come by, but if you find a Swapnish, it is probably a good idea to not say anything to them... though they will probably say something to you because they feel like it. If you bring up any point, whether it is fact or opinion, they will debate it... even if they are wrong. Everything you say or they say is a possible topic of debate in the eyes of a Swapnish... so be aware. Try to be nice to them though, for they’re probably a really good person... they’re just so annoying that it seems like there’s no point in even trying. A Swapnish will make invalid arguments to prove their points in their stupid debates as well, so try your best not to argue with them unless you want to be in a long, frivolous discussion.

You: *During a blizzard* Wow the weather is pretty bad.

Swapnish: Well, I mean, it’s snowing but like maybe it’s not that bad because we’re not in Antarctica and maybe we should think about the penguins that have to deal with weather worse than this. And snow isn’t bad weather, it’s normal because... I don’t remember how but it’s supposed to snow like this sometimes.

You: It’s literally snowing faster than Usain Bolt can run 100 meters...

Swapnish: Who is Usain Bolt?

*Then a conversation that you don’t want to have keeps going on until you leave his sight*

Swapnish by Crazyguy1345 July 9, 2019

swapnesh

Swapnesh is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll meet. He is very ambitious and focused. He’s a very talented guy and loves art. Music is what sets him free and makes him dance. He is never jealous, never competing. He got his own blessings. He always wish for him and his homies success. What puts him down is his homies talking behind his back. You are lucky if you have a Swapnesh because he is unique.

Date a Swapnesh. He’s a lover boy.

Date a Swapnesh. He’s a lover boy.

swapnesh by War machine x10 November 22, 2021

Sapnish 

The way a retarted person spells and/or types "Spanish".

You know, instead of saying Spanish, I'm going to use my low IQ and say Sapnish, so everyone thinks I'm mental!

Sapnish by MXK Network January 31, 2019

Swanish 

When a person is both Swedish and Danish because of their parents.

- I'am Swanish because my parents are Danish and Swedish

Swanish by Swetz November 28, 2017

swapish 

Being so deep has to taking a scraping of the cervix like an Ovarian cancer specialist during Intercourse

Girl that guy was so swapish last night

swapish by Tough nasty August 12, 2022