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Swamp Out 

The term for creating a blackout in any building in an effort to deter Swamp Donkeys from gaining entry. The main steps are:

1. Lights out.
2. No talking.
3. No movements.
4. Find a sacrificial lamb as a deterrent.
(5. If all other efforts fail, smear lamb's blood on the windows and doors. Wamps like their meat fresh.)
Oh shit! Wamp's coming! Swamp out!!!!
Swamp Out by Pincco September 14, 2009
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Get out of my swamp 

it means that you should get out of shrecks fucking swamp before he rapes you dog
"Hey, my swamp my rules. so get out of my swamp
Get out of my swamp by BRUH.MP4 September 3, 2019

get out of my swamp 

when you want someone to leave you in your room alone.

your room is your swamp, man.
Mom: "what are you doing in here"
Frank: "MOM! get out of my swamp!"

get out of my swamp 

A layered way of telling someone to remove themselves from your presence, especially if they are in your personal space
Francine: hey Matthew, want to have a long conversation about that thing I'm really interested in but you just don't give a damn about?
Matthew: get out of my swamp, Francine
get out of my swamp by Isaac42 November 14, 2020

Out Of Water Swamp Donkey 

She's an out of water swamp donkey for sure.

Computer Chair Swap Out 

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.
All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.

check out swap out 

When a shopper fills their cart with anything that looks interesting or good, giving absolutely no thought to the cost of these things. They proceed to the check-out lane and hold up the line as they ask the cashier to scan different combinations of items, until they finally decide on a group of things that they are happy with *and* can afford.

While most people with a limited amount of shopping money would take the time to add up prices in their mind/on paper/on a calculator, and estimate their total, this person seems to believe that they can grab whatever and it will just magically work out somehow. No matter how many times they leave without everything they selected, they will always try it again next time.
After watching the cashier scan four items for the current customer, only to remove three and then be asked to scan two more, Jim realized that this check out swap out was going to take a while.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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