Before reaching the
point of 'swag' some bitch
niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are
delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator
Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example
1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching
purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)
Man: "Ayyyee
babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"
Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"
Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda
civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"