Swaggerized

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Something that was once dull, useless, and slightly annoying but is now awesome in every sense of the word.

Dude 1: "Dude, you got a used Honda for your first car?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, isn't it awesome?"
Dude 1: "No, actually, it's pretty dull and slightly annoying."
Dude 2: "But I attached a jet engine to it."
Dude 1: "Woah dude, that's flippin' swaggerized!"

Swaggerized by IF1 June 23, 2009

Words you can keep

Swaggtized

Hypnotized by my swagg......

She is swaggtized!

Swaggtized by I am the WhiteKnight.Who else? October 27, 2011

Related Words

Swaggerized • Swaggerize • swaggered • SWAGGERFIED • Swaggtized • swayzerized • jack swaggered • swagger.ed1ts

swayzerized

1. To be intoxicated to the point where neither you or your friends recognize who the hell you are.

2. Total alcoholic annihilation.

3. Wasted to the point you think you're Patrick Swayze.

Dude 1 - Man, I'm wasted!

Dude 2 - Naw man, your swayzerized!

Dude 1 - Yea man, I'm totally Patrick Swayze right now!

swayzerized by Patrick Swayzed December 29, 2007

swaggered

A term in which one has potential, is injured, and must scratch and claw back to the top, usually after being injured by WWE wrestler Jack Swagger.

Wade Barrett was on a roll with his "Bad News" gimmick until he got Swaggered in a match.

swaggered by Notorious Eddie Mac October 22, 2014

SWAGGERFIED

MEANS SWAG CERTIFIED

that fit (out fit) is swaggerfied

SWAGGERFIED by dancemuzic June 8, 2011

swaggered

To enter a room or building with swagger in your step.

Johnny swaggered into the living room.

swaggered by swagfag5000 September 4, 2013

jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

jack swaggered by RJ2009 March 28, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026