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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

SWAGGERNOMICS 

EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR SWAG, FROM STYLE, TO BEHAVIOR. ITS A CLASS THAT WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GAIN, AND MAINTAIN SWAG OR SWAGGER.
I WILL BE TEACHING A CLASS OF "SWAGGERNOMICS" 101.
THIS LESSONS INCLUDE HOTBOXATION, CALI SWAG, FOOTBALL SWAG, BASKETBALL SWAG.
SWAGGERNOMICS by 33LILMO33 May 1, 2011
When a young male walks as if his pants are full of feces
Wow, that guy walkin across the street is swaggerin!
swaggerin by Sisterrrrr January 7, 2015

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Swaggerdose 

swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.
Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?

Skank - This is what I wear to church.

Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!
Swaggerdose by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012

swaggering 

To have so much swagger, one has swagger while having swagger. Mathematically defined as swagger squared.
A:) Wow he's got swagger!
B:) Yeah man he's swaggering
A:) He's what?
B:) He's got so much swagger he has swagger on swagger.
A:) Yeah man he's swagger squared!
swaggering by 1nsub0rdin85ion January 6, 2017