Definitions by CysCys
Crab Swaggering
When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010